Buenos aries- Amid the adoring crowds and waving red flags of the Boca juniors stadium; President Hugo Chavez gleefully taunted his bitter ideological rival (The falsely elected "President" George W Bush)
Chavez took to the makeshift stage quieted the crowd with raised arms and then began to speak "Friends! I have come to show you a new way! A way to live without the parasites of the world bank and thieves of big business sucking the eyes of your children dry."
This dramatic opening was greeted with near hysteria by the forty thousand strong crowd and obliged Chavez to wait for an approximation of silence before continuing with "The Gringo's have taken enough from us! now we say no more!!"
Chavez then went on to tell the crowd how a few days ago he had made a lovely sandwich with some ham his wife had found in the local market and how before he could eat it was stolen by the neocon nazi's now infesting the illegitimate American regime.
The Venezuelan President then noted with some irony that the energy puppet president then appeared on Fox news later that same day eating a familiar looking sandwich.Chavez said
"Now I am not accusing the limp wristed daddy's boy of theft but even an impartial fox news anchor must admit it is very suspicious."
Chavez then went on to sensationally attack America's first Nazi President for his camp addiction to flying suits and cowboy hats.
Chavez said "Why would a real man want to dress like an extra from Top gun? And why is it that ever since Brokearse mounting came out all you see that nancy boy wearing is leather chaps and a ten gallon hat?"
These remarks were greeted with huge cheers, from the poor and dispossessed of the argentine capital, and marked the grand firwork laden climax to South America's newest hero's triumphant speech.
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